okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

glamorousbananas:

ginandjuicyj my whole inbox is signupgenius notifications about you

What can I say? I REALLY love service lol

  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”