charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: ghostmander)

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera)

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog)

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

(Source: heteroh)

what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.